I-IT'S TOO MUCH. I can't stay off of here, this site is keeping me sane

I'm actually trying to read this atrocity. I really am. BUT THE STORY MAKES ME NAUSEOUS. YEAH AND I'M NOT EXAGGERATING THIS. ALSO MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING FROM THE MARY-SUENESS... YEAH I'M 60% SURE I'M NOT EXAGGERATING THAT. And I haven't even started writing! THIS IS GOING TO BE A VERY HARD FEBRUARY

AND I'LL NEVER CHANGE MY MOOD-ICON CAUSE IT'S TOO CUTE~ AND IT'S ACCURATE

ARGH I'M SOOO HUNGRY BRING ME MCDONALDS SOMEONE SOME FRIES AND A BIG MAC PLEASE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE I NEED IT

FUCK HOW DOES ONE WRITE A CHEESY-ASS TWILIGHT-LIKE BEGINNING WITHOUT HAVING TO GO THROUGH THE TORTURE OF ACTUALLY READING TWILIGHT?

...Maybe I should sleep, considering I didn't all last night. Hmmm..... NO I'M TOO BUSY AND I THINK I'M HYPER TOO

...GOD IS MEYER'S WRITING SHIT. SO HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE.


(THE RANT IS DONE, YOU MAY LEAVE NOW... IF YOU EVEN READ THIS.)